Before each meeting or conference call, visit Breeder Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select card only and multiple card versions of this page when playing on line, or with a PDA.
Check off each block when you hear these words during the meeting or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout SHENANIGANS!
| You must be a very sad person. | How can you live with yourself? | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Who will take care of you when you're old? |
| You were a child once! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Your child could cure cancer! | You'll regret it when you're older. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| You childhater! | Children are our future! | BREEDER BINGO (free square) | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | It's different when they're your own! |
| But you're so smart! | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You're just bitter and hateful. |
© Frank Ledo 1999-2010