Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

It's different when they're your own!Who will take care of you when you're old?You're just bitter and hateful.You childhater!Just wait until you have kids of your own.
You're just selfish.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You were a child once!It's not a real family if you don't have children.
You'll regret it when you're older.It's all worth it in the end.BABY BINGO
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How can you live with yourself?But you're so smart!
What do your parents think about no grandkids?The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.But you'd make such a good parent!You don't know what love is until you have a child.You must be a very sad person.
Children are our future!Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.What if your parents thought the same way?Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenChildbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!

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