| You'll change your mind once you have one. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You're just bitter and hateful. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. |
| Children are our future! | What if your parents thought the same way? | It's all worth it in the end. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| You were a child once! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | BABY BINGO (free square) | How can you live with yourself? | You must have had a horrible childhood. |
| But you're so smart! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You must be a very sad person. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. |
| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | You'll regret it when you're older. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | It's different when they're your own! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |