| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You must be a very sad person. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Children are our future! |
| Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | How can you live with yourself? |
| You're just selfish. | But you'd make such a good parent! | BABY BINGO (free square) | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |
| You were a child once! | You'll regret it when you're older. | You childhater! | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | But you're so smart! |
| It's all worth it in the end. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | What if your parents thought the same way? | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You're just bitter and hateful. |