| You were a child once! | You're just bitter and hateful. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You'll regret it when you're older. | How can you live with yourself? | Children are our future! |
| It's not a real family if you don't have children. | But you're so smart! | BABY BINGO (free square) | You're just selfish. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| Just wait until you have kids of your own. | It's all worth it in the end. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | You must have had a horrible childhood. |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | You must be a very sad person. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You childhater! |