| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You're just bitter and hateful. | Children are our future! | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| How can you live with yourself? | It's different when they're your own! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | Who will take care of you when you're old? |
| You must be a very sad person. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | BABY BINGO (free square) | You'll regret it when you're older. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| You childhater! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You're just selfish. | Your child could cure cancer! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |