| You'll change your mind once you have one. | But you'd make such a good parent! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You're just selfish. |
| But you're so smart! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You were a child once! | You must be a very sad person. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | BREEDER BINGO (free square) | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| You childhater! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You'll regret it when you're older. | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | How can you live with yourself? |