| Sex party! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Balls | For reals? | CBS cares |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Lesbian row | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| TARDIS | In your pants | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex robot | Oprah |
| I know! | Do tell. | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Never saw that coming! |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Best damn nite of my life. | Grow a pair of testicles | Ooh-la-la | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |