| I didn't do anything | How did you do that? | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | Did you get that email? | What do we pay you for? |
| I know it's not your job but... | I tried that | Can you fix my phone? | Can't you just do that? | But how do I do it? |
| We pay you to (x) | So how did you fix (x)? | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | When you have some time | It should be on there |
| I know you're busy but... | Are you sure? | It just broke | Where'd it go!? | Since you're not doing anything... |
| The internet is slow | What is the Wi-Fi password? | Why can't I use... | The (x) broke! | I sent you... |