| I tried that | I know you're busy but... | But how do I do it? | What do we pay you for? | Are you sure? |
| It should be on there | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | It should be easy for you | The (x) broke! | Where'd it go!? |
| Since you're not doing anything... | Why can't I use... | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | How did you do that? | The internet is slow |
| Can you fix my phone? | Can't you just do that? | When you have some time | We pay you to (x) | So how did you fix (x)? |
| I didn't do anything | I know it's not your job but... | It just broke | Did you get that email? | I sent you... |