| Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | It just broke | We pay you to (x) | It should be easy for you | When you have some time |
| What is the Wi-Fi password? | So how did you fix (x)? | Can you fix my phone? | But how do I do it? | I sent you... |
| Wouldn't it be easier if you... | I didn't do anything | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | The (x) broke! | Are you sure? |
| I know you're busy but... | Did you get that email? | What do we pay you for? | The internet is slow | Since you're not doing anything... |
| How did you do that? | I know it's not your job but... | Why can't I use... | Can't you just do that? | Where'd it go!? |