| Since you're not doing anything... | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | Why can't I use... | It should be on there | Did you get that email? |
| What do we pay you for? | I know you're busy but... | It just broke | Can't you just do that? | When you have some time |
| Can you fix my phone? | The (x) broke! | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | Are you sure? | It should be easy for you |
| I know it's not your job but... | We pay you to (x) | But how do I do it? | Where'd it go!? | The internet is slow |
| I didn't do anything | So how did you fix (x)? | I tried that | What is the Wi-Fi password? | I sent you... |