Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "I don't need the details." |
| Draws a Venn diagram | "I used to think that, too." | "Well, thease are the facts." | "I can see why you might think that." | Paces around the room |
| "What are the 'next steps'?" | "How can we productize this? | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | Translates percentages into fractions | "We need to wrap our heads around this." |
| Nods while pretending to take notes | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "You might be right" | "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |
| Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Will this scale?" |