Steps out for a phone callPaces around the room"Will this scale?""We need to wrap our heads around this.""I think what X is trying to say is..."
Translates percentages into fractionsNods while pretending to take notesEncourages people to "take a step back""I can see why you might think that.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""I don't need the details."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"You might be right""How can we productize this?
Draws a Venn diagram"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I used to think that, too.""Let's put a stake in the ground""At the end of the day..."
"I'm a bit of a visionary""Let's just get to the bottom line.""Well, thease are the facts.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Asks the presenter to go back a slide
"Let's just get to the bottom line."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's put a stake in the ground"Paces around the room"What are the 'next steps'?"
"How can we productize this?"Will this scale?"Nods while pretending to take notesSteps out for a phone call"I'm a bit of a visionary"
"We need to wrap our heads around this.""I don't need the details."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"I think what X is trying to say is..."Draws a Venn diagram
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Translates percentages into fractionsEncourages people to "take a step back""At the end of the day...""I used to think that, too."
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""You might be right""Well, thease are the facts."Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I can see why you might think that."

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