"I think what X is trying to say is..."Nods while pretending to take notes"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I can see why you might think that.""Let's just get to the bottom line."
"I don't need the details."Encourages people to "take a step back"Draws a Venn diagramTranslates percentages into fractions"You might be right"
Steps out for a phone call"We need to wrap our heads around this."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"What are the 'next steps'?"
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""Sorry, I was multitasking.""How can we productize this?"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I used to think that, too."
"I'm a bit of a visionary"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"At the end of the day...""Well, thease are the facts.""Will this scale?"
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"At the end of the day...""You might be right""I'm a bit of a visionary"Paces around the room
"I don't need the details."Draws a Venn diagram"Let's just get to the bottom line."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Sorry, I was multitasking."
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Nods while pretending to take notesPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Translates percentages into fractionsSteps out for a phone call
"I can see why you might think that.""What are the 'next steps'?""Let's put a stake in the ground""I think what X is trying to say is...""I used to think that, too."
Encourages people to "take a step back""How can we productize this?"Well, thease are the facts.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"We need to wrap our heads around this."

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