| Liar | Climate Change Hoax | "Let Me Finish" | Rigged | Ballots |
| China | (Loses Train of Thought) | (Biden gets muted) | Platinum Plan | FBI |
| Media / Fake News! | Obamacare | PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #2 BINGO (free square) | Stock Market | "Look" |
| Barrett | We'll See What Happens | China Bank Account | (Talking over other candidate) | "Here's the Deal" |
| Malarkey | Putin | Anarchy / Anarchists | 22X,XXX Dead Americans | Police |