| Worst President | Violence | Media / Fake News! | (Refers To Self in 3rd Person) | Obama |
| Sleepy Joe | Police | Jobs | Affordable Care Act / Pre-Existing Condition | Rigged |
| (Talking over Moderator) | Hillary | PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #2 BINGO (free square) | FBI | Masks |
| Tremendous | (Biden gets muted) | SCOTUS / Pack the court | NAFTA | Rudy / Borat |
| Stock Market | Unfair / Unfairly | Putin | Hunter / Laptop | Fraud |