| Scranton | Anarchy / Anarchists | FBI | Ballots | China |
| (Refers To Self in 3rd Person) | Jobs | Rigged | (Talking over Moderator) | Sleepy Joe |
| Economy | Stock Market | PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #2 BINGO (free square) | "Wrong" / "Excuse me, No" | (Biden gets muted) |
| Violence | The Wall | Disaster | SCOTUS / Pack the court | Build Back Better |
| Taxes / Tax Returns | Riots | Crime Bill | Unfair / Unfairly | (Loses Train of Thought) |