| Malarkey | China Bank Account | Violence | (Refers To Self in 3rd Person) | Hillary |
| Scranton | Taxes / Tax Returns | (Loses Train of Thought) | SCOTUS / Pack the court | Ukraine |
| (Talking over Moderator) | Rudy / Borat | PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE #2 BINGO (free square) | Economy | Putin |
| Police | "Here's the Deal" | Worst President | 22X,XXX Dead Americans | China |
| Ruth Bader Ginsburg / RBG | Hunter / Laptop | Rigged | Unfair / Unfairly | (Trump gets muted) |