| Hero kicks down a door | Cop close to retirement | Someone has an eye patch | Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time |
| Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Helicopter. | Kidnapped relative | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Bad guy is English |
| Inappropriate suit wearing | Good guy outruns nature | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Survives big fall without parachute | Random objects explode |
| Government official turns out to be evil | Guns that don't need reloading | Fruit cart is knocked over | Mis-matched partners | Vietnam veteran |
| Annoying character becomes hero | Hacks into Government files | Cop eating donuts | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Hero has sex at inappropriate time |