| Unnecessary slow-mo | Villain has a Goatee | Cop threatened with suspension | Bad guy is English | Cop close to retirement |
| Guns that don't need reloading | Fruit cart is knocked over | Good guy beats up group of baddies one at a time | Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Nosy Journalist |
| Someone declares themselves "too old for this" | Hero has sex at inappropriate time | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Government official turns out to be evil | Kidnapped relative |
| Vietnam veteran | Mis-matched partners | Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Hacks into Government files | Walking away from explosions and not looking back |
| Car that doesn't start on first try | Someone has an eye patch | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets | Hero kicks down a door | Gun out of bullets |