| Good guy realizes he loves ex-wife | Hero has sex at inappropriate time | Mis-matched partners | Good guy sustains lots of injuries and survives | Person slides under closing door |
| Villain has a Goatee | Cop eating donuts | Hacks into Government files | Inappropriate suit wearing | Fruit cart is knocked over |
| Bad guy explains his plan in detail to hero | Bad guy is German | ACTION MOVIE CLICHE BINGO (free square) | Survives big fall without parachute | Good guy is missed by hundreds of bullets |
| Hero kicks down a door | Kidnapped relative | Government official turns out to be evil | Digital clock on bomb | Random objects explode |
| Cop threatened with suspension | Car that doesn't start on first try | Someone in a Ventilation Duct | Guns that don't need reloading | Unnecessary slow-mo |