| I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You must be a very sad person. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. |
| You were a child once! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | What if your parents thought the same way? | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| Who will take care of you when you're old? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | BABY BINGO (free square) | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| What do your parents think about no grandkids? | It's all worth it in the end. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| But you're so smart! | You're just selfish. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You childhater! | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. |