| Who will take care of you when you're old? | You'll regret it when you're older. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | It's all worth it in the end. | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| What if your parents thought the same way? | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | It's different when they're your own! | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| What do your parents think about no grandkids? | You must have had a horrible childhood. | BABY BINGO (free square) | But you're so smart! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. |
| You must be a very sad person. | You childhater! | But you'd make such a good parent! | Your child could cure cancer! | You're just selfish. |