| You must have had a horrible childhood. | But you're so smart! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | It's all worth it in the end. |
| It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | BABY BINGO (free square) | What if your parents thought the same way? | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | How can you live with yourself? | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You childhater! | You were a child once! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. |