| How can you live with yourself? | You'll change your mind once you have one. | You must be a very sad person. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | You were a child once! |
| I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | It's different when they're your own! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Your child could cure cancer! |
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | But you're so smart! | BABY BINGO (free square) | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | But you'd make such a good parent! |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You childhater! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | You're just selfish. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You'll regret it when you're older. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | Children are our future! | Who will take care of you when you're old? |