| What if your parents thought the same way? | Your child could cure cancer! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! |
| You're just selfish. | Children are our future! | You childhater! | It's all worth it in the end. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | BABY BINGO (free square) | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |
| It's different when they're your own! | You must be a very sad person. | Who will take care of you when you're old? | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | How can you live with yourself? |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | But you're so smart! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. |