| Your child could cure cancer! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | You childhater! | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Children are our future! |
| You'll change your mind once you have one. | You're just selfish. | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's different when they're your own! | How can you live with yourself? |
| Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Who will take care of you when you're old? | You're just bitter and hateful. |
| You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | What if your parents thought the same way? | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You must be a very sad person. |