| Oprah | Best damn nite of my life. | Lesbian row | Sex robot | I look forward to your letters. |
| Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do we have a picture of ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Balls |
| Craiky-Dingo | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | For reals? |
| In your pants | Ooh-la-la | Kangaroo testicles | Do tell. | I know! |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Never saw that coming! | Grow a pair of testicles | CBS cares |
| CBS cares | Ooh-la-la | TARDIS | Oprah | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| I look forward to your letters. | Remind you of anyone? | In your pants | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Lesbian row | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! | Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Sex robot | You too laides. | I know! | Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of ____? |