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| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Grow a pair of testicles | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Lesbian row |
| CBS cares | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | Never saw that coming! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Craiky-Dingo | In your pants |
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