| Wikipedia | What's-a-come-ana-go. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do tell. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Lesbian row | Remind you of anyone? |
| For reals? | It's a great day for America everybody | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I look forward to your letters. | Whose that at the door? | I know! | CBS cares |
| Craiky-Dingo | Oprah | Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | Balls |