| For reals? | Never saw that coming! | Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles | Whose that at the door? |
| Sex robot | I look forward to your letters. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| I know! | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Do tell. |
| Me-ow! | Remind you of anyone? | Oprah | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Take that ____? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | Lesbian row | Craiky-Dingo |