| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | It's a great day for America everybody | TARDIS | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| CBS cares | Wikipedia | In your pants | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex party! |
| Do tell. | I know! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Ooh-la-la | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Whose that at the door? | For reals? | Take that ____? |
| I look forward to your letters. | Sex robot | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | You too laides. |