| Balls | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | It's a great day for America everybody | Do tell. |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | In your pants |
| Kangaroo testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | Sex party! |
| I look forward to your letters. | Lesbian row | CBS cares | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| I know! | TARDIS | Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Never saw that coming! |