| What's-a-come-ana-go. | It's a great day for America everybody | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| CBS cares | Take that ____? | Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles |
| Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I know! |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo |
| Sex party! | Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | Sex robot | Wikipedia |