| In your pants | Take that ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Sex robot |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah |
| Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | Craiky-Dingo |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. | For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. | Ooh-la-la | Never saw that coming! | Lesbian row |