| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Never saw that coming! | Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | TARDIS | Remind you of anyone? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Me-ow! | In your pants | It's a great day for America everybody | Kangaroo testicles |
| You too laides. | CBS cares | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? |