| Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Oprah | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | In your pants |
| Craiky-Dingo | Never saw that coming! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | TARDIS | CBS cares |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Ooh-la-la | You too laides. |
| Do tell. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Me-ow! |