| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Balls | Kangaroo testicles |
| I look forward to your letters. | TARDIS | CBS cares | I know! | Me-ow! |
| You too laides. | Wikipedia | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Oprah | Ooh-la-la | It's a great day for America everybody | Lesbian row | Never saw that coming! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Craiky-Dingo | Whose that at the door? | Best damn nite of my life. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |