| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Lesbian row | For reals? | Oprah |
| Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | I know! |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | In your pants | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| TARDIS | CBS cares | You too laides. | Take that ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Wikipedia | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Grow a pair of testicles |