| In your pants | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | It's a great day for America everybody | Wikipedia | TARDIS |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Sex party! |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | For reals? | Me-ow! | Take that ____? | Whose that at the door? |
| I know! | Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Sex robot | Never saw that coming! |