| Whose that at the door? | Remind you of anyone? | Never saw that coming! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Me-ow! |
| I look forward to your letters. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Oprah | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | Lesbian row | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Craiky-Dingo | Take that ____? | I know! |