| I look forward to your letters. | Take that ____? | Remind you of anyone? | Kangaroo testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| I know! | Lesbian row | Sex party! | In your pants | Me-ow! |
| For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | It's a great day for America everybody | Balls | Oprah | Ooh-la-la |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Grow a pair of testicles | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. |