| CBS cares | Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Grow a pair of testicles | Do tell. |
| Sex robot | Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Ooh-la-la |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | Remind you of anyone? |
| TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Never saw that coming! | I look forward to your letters. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | In your pants | I know! | For reals? |