| I know! | Do tell. | Balls | Remind you of anyone? | Lesbian row |
| In your pants | Me-ow! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Wikipedia | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | For reals? |
| TARDIS | Do we have a picture of ____? | It's a great day for America everybody | Best damn nite of my life. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Oprah |