| Kangaroo testicles | Wikipedia | Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Lesbian row |
| CBS cares | You too laides. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | In your pants | Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Sex robot | I know! | I look forward to your letters. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |