| TARDIS | Wikipedia | Kangaroo testicles | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| In your pants | Do tell. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CBS cares | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I know! | Never saw that coming! | Whose that at the door? | For reals? |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Craiky-Dingo | I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. | Me-ow! |