| Never saw that coming! | Oprah | Remind you of anyone? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Craiky-Dingo | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. | For reals? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Ooh-la-la |
| Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex robot | TARDIS | Balls |
| Take that ____? | Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Grow a pair of testicles |