| Whose that at the door? | Grow a pair of testicles | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | I know! |
| Do tell. | In your pants | Never saw that coming! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| For reals? | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Lesbian row | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | Remind you of anyone? |
| Sex robot | Oprah | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | It's a great day for America everybody | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |