| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. | Grow a pair of testicles | Lesbian row | CBS cares |
| Balls | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do tell. |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Kangaroo testicles | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | For reals? | Whose that at the door? |
| Me-ow! | Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? |