| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | In your pants | You too laides. |
| Sex party! | Take that ____? | Craiky-Dingo | Do tell. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Balls | It's a great day for America everybody | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Grow a pair of testicles | Whose that at the door? |
| Me-ow! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Never saw that coming! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia |
| Sex robot | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | Best damn nite of my life. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |