| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Lesbian row | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | For reals? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | In your pants |
| Sex robot | Sex party! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Oprah | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS |