| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. | Remind you of anyone? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Never saw that coming! | Oprah | Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Wikipedia |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Grow a pair of testicles | Kangaroo testicles | I know! | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Do tell. | Lesbian row | Whose that at the door? |