| Take that ____? | You too laides. | Do tell. | Me-ow! | Balls |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| TARDIS | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Oprah |
| I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | In your pants | Sex robot | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| For reals? | It's a great day for America everybody | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! |