| Do tell. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | It's a great day for America everybody | CBS cares | Ooh-la-la |
| Sex robot | Remind you of anyone? | Best damn nite of my life. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| You too laides. | In your pants | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | TARDIS |
| Kangaroo testicles | For reals? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Balls | Take that ____? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo | I know! | Sex party! |