| I know! | It's a great day for America everybody | Me-ow! | CBS cares | TARDIS |
| Lesbian row | Sex party! | I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Sex robot | Do tell. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Craiky-Dingo | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Wikipedia | Take that ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | For reals? |