| Remind you of anyone? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Me-ow! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. |
| I look forward to your letters. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? | You too laides. | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Sex robot | Oprah | In your pants | I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |