| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | You too laides. | Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Oprah | Sex robot | Wikipedia | CBS cares | Lesbian row |
| Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Whose that at the door? | Kangaroo testicles | In your pants | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. |