| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. | For reals? | In your pants | CBS cares |
| Whose that at the door? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Ooh-la-la | Do we have a picture of ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. |
| I look forward to your letters. | Remind you of anyone? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Lesbian row | TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | Sex robot | Take that ____? |