| Take that ____? | Sex robot | For reals? | Oprah | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Ooh-la-la | You too laides. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I look forward to your letters. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Never saw that coming! | In your pants |
| Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do we have a picture of ____? | Whose that at the door? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | Kangaroo testicles | Wikipedia |