| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | In your pants |
| Balls | Sex robot | Grow a pair of testicles | Oprah | Whose that at the door? |
| Never saw that coming! | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | TARDIS |
| Sex party! | Kangaroo testicles | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Craiky-Dingo |
| I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CBS cares | Do tell. |