| Best damn nite of my life. | Do tell. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I look forward to your letters. | Lesbian row |
| Never saw that coming! | Grow a pair of testicles | Take that ____? | TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Whose that at the door? |
| In your pants | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Remind you of anyone? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Oprah | I know! | It's a great day for America everybody | CBS cares | You too laides. |