| Wikipedia | Oprah | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Sex party! | Never saw that coming! | Ooh-la-la | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | You too laides. |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | For reals? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Balls | Take that ____? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | It's a great day for America everybody | Best damn nite of my life. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Kangaroo testicles | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I know! | Whose that at the door? |