| For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I look forward to your letters. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia |
| Ooh-la-la | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Oprah |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Sex party! |
| TARDIS | Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Never saw that coming! | In your pants | Lesbian row | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |