| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do tell. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Sex robot |
| Whose that at the door? | CBS cares | Take that ____? | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Kangaroo testicles |
| In your pants | Sex party! | I look forward to your letters. | Balls | TARDIS |
| For reals? | Best damn nite of my life. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles |