| Oprah | Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | Take that ____? |
| I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | You too laides. | Lesbian row | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex robot | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Whose that at the door? | It's a great day for America everybody | Sex party! | Craiky-Dingo | Do tell. |
| For reals? | TARDIS | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |