| Do tell. | Me-ow! | You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Lesbian row |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Ooh-la-la | Never saw that coming! | Grow a pair of testicles | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| For reals? | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Craiky-Dingo | Whose that at the door? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Kangaroo testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex party! | I look forward to your letters. |