| Lesbian row | Whose that at the door? | Sex party! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CBS cares |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex robot | Oprah |
| Ooh-la-la | I look forward to your letters. | For reals? | Me-ow! | Craiky-Dingo |
| It's a great day for America everybody | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Best damn nite of my life. | TARDIS |