| Craiky-Dingo | You too laides. | Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of ____? | Ooh-la-la |
| Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? | TARDIS | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Oprah |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | Do tell. | Sex party! |
| Remind you of anyone? | I know! | Me-ow! | Sex robot | I look forward to your letters. |