| Sex robot | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Never saw that coming! | I know! | Do tell. |
| Ooh-la-la | I look forward to your letters. | For reals? | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Wikipedia | Balls | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | Lesbian row |
| Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | Oprah | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Best damn nite of my life. | Take that ____? | It's a great day for America everybody | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |