| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | It's a great day for America everybody | Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex robot |
| For reals? | Grow a pair of testicles | Whose that at the door? | Me-ow! | Craiky-Dingo |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! |
| Sex party! | Oprah | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Wikipedia |
| Me-ow! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Craiky-Dingo | In your pants | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Sex robot | Take that ____? |
| Whose that at the door? | Wikipedia | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| For reals? | Lesbian row | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Best damn nite of my life. | Never saw that coming! |
| Do tell. | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | Balls |