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| Whose that at the door? | Ooh-la-la | It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of ____? | Wikipedia |
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| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | Never saw that coming! | Sex party! |
| Take that ____? | Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles |
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| Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. | Me-ow! |
| Wikipedia | Lesbian row | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Grow a pair of testicles | Do tell. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex robot | Take that ____? | Oprah | In your pants |