| Best damn nite of my life. | Craiky-Dingo | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Oprah | Lesbian row |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | It's a great day for America everybody | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | You too laides. |
| Sex robot | Me-ow! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | Do tell. | Sex party! |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | TARDIS | Kangaroo testicles |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | Best damn nite of my life. |
| For reals? | Ooh-la-la | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. |
| Craiky-Dingo | It's a great day for America everybody | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | TARDIS |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | CBS cares | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Never saw that coming! | I know! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Remind you of anyone? | Grow a pair of testicles |