| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | TARDIS | Craiky-Dingo |
| Whose that at the door? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Balls |
| In your pants | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Sex robot | You too laides. | CBS cares | Never saw that coming! |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Remind you of anyone? | TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Craiky-Dingo | Ooh-la-la | Sex party! | I look forward to your letters. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Do tell. | I know! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Best damn nite of my life. |
| It's a great day for America everybody | In your pants | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CBS cares | Whose that at the door? |
| Balls | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex robot | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |