| Do we have a picture of ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | Lesbian row | Sex party! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | Do tell. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | Me-ow! |
| Balls | I know! | Oprah | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| I look forward to your letters. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |