| Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of ____? | Do tell. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | It's a great day for America everybody | Balls | Sex party! |
| CBS cares | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | Oprah |
| Wikipedia | Whose that at the door? | You too laides. | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I know! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | Best damn nite of my life. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |