| Balls | Sex party! | Kangaroo testicles | CBS cares | Lesbian row |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! | Sex robot | Grow a pair of testicles | Me-ow! |
| Remind you of anyone? | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Take that ____? |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? | Do tell. | In your pants | Whose that at the door? |