| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Kangaroo testicles | CBS cares | Sex party! | Ooh-la-la |
| Oprah | Wikipedia | Grow a pair of testicles | Balls | Do tell. |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | Craiky-Dingo |
| Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Never saw that coming! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Best damn nite of my life. | Me-ow! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |