| Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | TARDIS | Ooh-la-la |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Grow a pair of testicles |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Take that ____? | Craiky-Dingo |
| Wikipedia | Kangaroo testicles | You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | In your pants |
| Balls | Sex party! | Never saw that coming! | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? |