| In your pants | Craiky-Dingo | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | TARDIS |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | You too laides. | Lesbian row | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | For reals? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Remind you of anyone? | Kangaroo testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What's-a-come-ana-go. | I know! |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Wikipedia | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I look forward to your letters. | Do tell. |