| In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I know! | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Sex robot | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CBS cares |
| Never saw that coming! | Kangaroo testicles | Craiky-Dingo | For reals? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Wikipedia | What's-a-come-ana-go. | TARDIS | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |