| It's a great day for America everybody | Lesbian row | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Remind you of anyone? |
| You too laides. | In your pants | Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Wikipedia | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Me-ow! | Grow a pair of testicles | Balls | Kangaroo testicles | Ooh-la-la |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | For reals? | I know! | TARDIS |