| Me-ow! | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles | Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| TARDIS | Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! | Kangaroo testicles |
| Balls | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| You too laides. | Ooh-la-la | Wikipedia | In your pants | Whose that at the door? |
| Sex party! | It's a great day for America everybody | Take that ____? | Craiky-Dingo | I know! |