| Craiky-Dingo | Whose that at the door? | Remind you of anyone? | Balls | I look forward to your letters. |
| Sex robot | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | For reals? | Oprah | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| You too laides. | Lesbian row | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! |
| Never saw that coming! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | In your pants | Kangaroo testicles | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CBS cares | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody |