| It's a great day for America everybody | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Ooh-la-la | In your pants | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| You too laides. | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles |
| Craiky-Dingo | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Oprah | Never saw that coming! | Grow a pair of testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | Lesbian row | Me-ow! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |