| Grow a pair of testicles | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. | I look forward to your letters. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia | Never saw that coming! | Best damn nite of my life. | Craiky-Dingo |
| I know! | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | Take that ____? |
| For reals? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Oprah | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! |
| TARDIS | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CBS cares |