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| Me-ow! | Never saw that coming! | Oprah | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | You too laides. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Kangaroo testicles |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS | Wikipedia | Sex robot | Best damn nite of my life. |
| I know! | CBS cares | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Do we have a picture of ____? |