| You too laides. | Do tell. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Take that ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I look forward to your letters. | Wikipedia | Craiky-Dingo | In your pants |
| CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| TARDIS | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Never saw that coming! | Whose that at the door? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Sex robot |