| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | It's a great day for America everybody | Oprah |
| Take that ____? | Never saw that coming! | Do we have a picture of ____? | Craiky-Dingo | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Wikipedia | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | Balls |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | You too laides. |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Whose that at the door? | Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |