| Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Me-ow! | Do tell. | For reals? |
| Oprah | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! |
| Remind you of anyone? | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Take that ____? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Best damn nite of my life. | In your pants | Sex party! | I know! |
| CBS cares | Whose that at the door? | Ooh-la-la | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What's-a-come-ana-go. |