| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah | Do we have a picture of ____? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Craiky-Dingo | Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Kangaroo testicles | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | For reals? |
| In your pants | TARDIS | Lesbian row | Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. |
| CBS cares | Sex robot | Sex party! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Ooh-la-la |