| Best damn nite of my life. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do we have a picture of ____? | Lesbian row |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Remind you of anyone? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Take that ____? | TARDIS | CBS cares | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Sex robot | You too laides. | I know! | In your pants | Ooh-la-la |