| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | In your pants | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of ____? | Sex robot |
| TARDIS | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do tell. | Remind you of anyone? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I know! | Oprah | CBS cares | Me-ow! |
| Take that ____? | You too laides. | For reals? | I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. |