| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la |
| Take that ____? | Craiky-Dingo | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | For reals? |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Whose that at the door? | Sex robot | TARDIS | I look forward to your letters. |
| It's a great day for America everybody | CBS cares | I know! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Balls |