| Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | I look forward to your letters. | Sex party! |
| It's a great day for America everybody | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Oprah |
| Never saw that coming! | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | You too laides. |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Grow a pair of testicles | Craiky-Dingo | Remind you of anyone? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | For reals? | I know! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles |