| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | Sex robot | Do tell. | In your pants |
| Grow a pair of testicles | You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Whose that at the door? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| CBS cares | Craiky-Dingo | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Never saw that coming! | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| I look forward to your letters. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | Remind you of anyone? |
| Me-ow! | Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of ____? | TARDIS | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |