| You too laides. | Best damn nite of my life. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | TARDIS | Grow a pair of testicles |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | For reals? | Oprah |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! |
| In your pants | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Wikipedia | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Balls | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | Craiky-Dingo |