| For reals? | I know! | Oprah | Kangaroo testicles | Grow a pair of testicles |
| I look forward to your letters. | Whose that at the door? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | It's a great day for America everybody | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Do tell. | Best damn nite of my life. | Never saw that coming! | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| In your pants | Craiky-Dingo | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex party! |