| CBS cares | Me-ow! | I know! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Lesbian row | Grow a pair of testicles | Best damn nite of my life. | Ooh-la-la | Do tell. |
| TARDIS | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Whose that at the door? |
| Wikipedia | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Sex party! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | For reals? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of ____? | I look forward to your letters. |