| You too laides. | It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Best damn nite of my life. | Do tell. |
| Grow a pair of testicles | In your pants | Ooh-la-la | Balls | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | I know! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Take that ____? | TARDIS | Sex robot | Never saw that coming! |
| Lesbian row | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | Do we have a picture of ____? |