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| Balls | I know! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | You too laides. |
| Remind you of anyone? | Never saw that coming! | Whose that at the door? | Ooh-la-la | Best damn nite of my life. |
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