| Wikipedia | Take that ____? | Balls | I know! | Whose that at the door? |
| Oprah | It's a great day for America everybody | TARDIS | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Best damn nite of my life. | Remind you of anyone? | Sex robot |
| Sex party! | Do tell. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Never saw that coming! | Craiky-Dingo |