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| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex robot | It's a great day for America everybody | Me-ow! | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | In your pants | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| CBS cares | Craiky-Dingo | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Wikipedia | Ooh-la-la |