| Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row | Best damn nite of my life. |
| In your pants | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Oprah | It's a great day for America everybody |
| Take that ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | Me-ow! |
| Balls | Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| I know! | Remind you of anyone? | For reals? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. |