| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah | Ooh-la-la | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | For reals? |
| Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. | Balls | Craiky-Dingo |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex robot | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | In your pants | Grow a pair of testicles |
| CBS cares | Lesbian row | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| TARDIS | Do we have a picture of ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Take that ____? | I know! |