| Take that ____? | Ooh-la-la | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CBS cares | Never saw that coming! |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | Sex robot | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| For reals? | Do tell. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Balls |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Oprah | TARDIS | Lesbian row | I know! | Remind you of anyone? |