| Best damn nite of my life. | Kangaroo testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row | For reals? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia |
| I look forward to your letters. | Do tell. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | TARDIS |
| Me-ow! | Take that ____? | Whose that at the door? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Craiky-Dingo |
| Remind you of anyone? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | In your pants | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |