| Do tell. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Whose that at the door? | In your pants | Ooh-la-la |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Lesbian row | TARDIS | CBS cares | Craiky-Dingo |
| Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. |
| Oprah | Balls | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Take that ____? | It's a great day for America everybody |
| I know! | Kangaroo testicles | Never saw that coming! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! |