| Best damn nite of my life. | Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | For reals? |
| Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Oprah | TARDIS | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Sex robot | Do tell. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. | Grow a pair of testicles | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Ooh-la-la |
| CBS cares | Balls | Lesbian row | Take that ____? | Wikipedia |