| CBS cares | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. | Wikipedia | Remind you of anyone? |
| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Ooh-la-la | For reals? | Grow a pair of testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| Lesbian row | TARDIS | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | Sex party! |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | Best damn nite of my life. | Whose that at the door? | Never saw that coming! |
| I know! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex robot | In your pants |