| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | I look forward to your letters. |
| Whose that at the door? | Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | Best damn nite of my life. | In your pants |
| For reals? | Craiky-Dingo | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | TARDIS | CBS cares |
| Take that ____? | You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Lesbian row | Remind you of anyone? | Balls | Oprah | Kangaroo testicles |