| Sex party! | I know! | Remind you of anyone? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Lesbian row |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Grow a pair of testicles | Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Best damn nite of my life. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | CBS cares | TARDIS |
| You too laides. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Craiky-Dingo | Kangaroo testicles | Take that ____? |
| For reals? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Me-ow! | In your pants |