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| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Craiky-Dingo | Grow a pair of testicles | I know! | Lesbian row |
| Whose that at the door? | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Remind you of anyone? |
| Sex robot | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Oprah |
| In your pants | For reals? | Take that ____? | Balls | TARDIS |