| Lesbian row | Do we have a picture of ____? | Oprah | It's a great day for America everybody | Ooh-la-la |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Me-ow! | For reals? |
| Balls | Do tell. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I know! | TARDIS |
| Best damn nite of my life. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Sex robot |
| In your pants | Remind you of anyone? | CBS cares | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Grow a pair of testicles |