| Me-ow! | Do tell. | I know! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | TARDIS |
| You too laides. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | It's a great day for America everybody | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Sex party! |
| Wikipedia | Ooh-la-la | Sex robot | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Lesbian row | I look forward to your letters. | In your pants | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of ____? |