| I look forward to your letters. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Ooh-la-la | In your pants |
| Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. | Balls | Do tell. |
| Me-ow! | It's a great day for America everybody | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Never saw that coming! | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| TARDIS | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I know! | Lesbian row | Craiky-Dingo |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Sex robot | Whose that at the door? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Take that ____? |