| Best damn nite of my life. | Sex party! | I know! | For reals? | Do tell. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Whose that at the door? | In your pants | CBS cares | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Never saw that coming! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Balls | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Oprah | Do we have a picture of ____? | Craiky-Dingo | Lesbian row | Sex robot |
| Kangaroo testicles | Me-ow! | Grow a pair of testicles | Ooh-la-la | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |