| TARDIS | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| Balls | Oprah | Ooh-la-la | Do tell. | Kangaroo testicles |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | For reals? |
| Whose that at the door? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Craiky-Dingo | I look forward to your letters. |
| In your pants | Take that ____? | Sex robot | What's-a-come-ana-go. | You too laides. |