| You too laides. | Do tell. | Sex party! | For reals? | Sex robot |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | I know! | Never saw that coming! | Oprah | Remind you of anyone? |
| CBS cares | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Balls | Craiky-Dingo |
| Whose that at the door? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Kangaroo testicles | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Take that ____? | Me-ow! | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles | Ooh-la-la |