| I know! | Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Wikipedia | Sex party! | Oprah | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Lesbian row | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? |
| Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Sex robot | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| TARDIS | Craiky-Dingo | Balls | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | For reals? |