| Grow a pair of testicles | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Kangaroo testicles | Whose that at the door? | Do tell. |
| In your pants | I know! | Oprah | Never saw that coming! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| It's a great day for America everybody | Sex robot | Take that ____? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | TARDIS |
| Craiky-Dingo | Me-ow! | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I look forward to your letters. |