| Remind you of anyone? | Kangaroo testicles | Grow a pair of testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| Whose that at the door? | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | Never saw that coming! |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Ooh-la-la | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Sex party! | Take that ____? |
| For reals? | I know! | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| CBS cares | Oprah | Do we have a picture of ____? | Sex robot | Do tell. |