| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | I know! | Sex party! | What's-a-come-ana-go. | TARDIS |
| Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Grow a pair of testicles | For reals? | Sex robot |
| Lesbian row | In your pants | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Whose that at the door? |
| Oprah | You too laides. | Do tell. | Take that ____? | Balls |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Never saw that coming! | It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of ____? | Best damn nite of my life. |