| I know! | Remind you of anyone? | Take that ____? | I look forward to your letters. | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Do tell. | CBS cares | Do we have a picture of ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Lesbian row |
| Balls | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Kangaroo testicles |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | For reals? | Wikipedia | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| In your pants | Whose that at the door? | TARDIS | Sex party! | Ooh-la-la |