| Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | TARDIS | Sex robot | I know! | Craiky-Dingo |
| Me-ow! | You too laides. | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Whose that at the door? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Do tell. | In your pants | Take that ____? | Never saw that coming! |
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