| TARDIS | Craiky-Dingo | Whose that at the door? | Best damn nite of my life. | It's a great day for America everybody |
| For reals? | Take that ____? | Lesbian row | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | You too laides. |
| Sex party! | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Me-ow! | I know! |
| Ooh-la-la | Sex robot | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Wikipedia | Never saw that coming! |
| I look forward to your letters. | Remind you of anyone? | Do tell. | Balls | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |