| Me-ow! | Wikipedia | I know! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Take that ____? | Whose that at the door? | Craiky-Dingo | Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! |
| Remind you of anyone? | Oprah | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | It's a great day for America everybody | Awkward pause or mouth organ? |
| Do we have a picture of ____? | Ooh-la-la | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Never saw that coming! |
| Sex robot | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS | Lesbian row | You too laides. |