| I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la | Do we have a picture of ____? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Remind you of anyone? |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Kangaroo testicles | Craiky-Dingo | Do tell. | In your pants |
| TARDIS | CBS cares | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Take that ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Wikipedia | It's a great day for America everybody | Grow a pair of testicles | Oprah |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I know! | Never saw that coming! | Sex party! | Best damn nite of my life. |