| Craiky-Dingo | Whose that at the door? | I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. |
| Kangaroo testicles | Sex party! | Do tell. | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Balls |
| Grow a pair of testicles | Sex robot | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | What's-a-come-ana-go. | TARDIS |
| Oprah | Lesbian row | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Ooh-la-la | I know! | For reals? | In your pants |