| Kangaroo testicles | Do we have a picture of ____? | Never saw that coming! | It's a great day for America everybody | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | I look forward to your letters. | Best damn nite of my life. | Oprah | Remind you of anyone? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Craiky-Dingo | In your pants |
| Wikipedia | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Whose that at the door? | For reals? | TARDIS |
| I know! | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do tell. | Balls |