| Grow a pair of testicles | Ooh-la-la | Take that ____? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Best damn nite of my life. | Sex robot | Wikipedia | Me-ow! |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | You too laides. | Do we have a picture of ____? |
| Never saw that coming! | Sex party! | Whose that at the door? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Kangaroo testicles |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Do tell. | Balls | It's a great day for America everybody | For reals? |