| Me-ow! | For reals? | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Sex party! | Do tell. |
| Wikipedia | Sex robot | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | I look forward to your letters. | Ooh-la-la |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Whose that at the door? | CBS cares |
| Lesbian row | I know! | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | In your pants | TARDIS |
| I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | Do we have a picture of ____? | What's-a-come-ana-go. | Remind you of anyone? | Craiky-Dingo |