| Sex robot | Ooh-la-la | It's a great day for America everybody | TARDIS | In your pants |
| Do tell. | Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Craiky-Dingo | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Take that ____? | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | Grow a pair of testicles |
| What's-a-come-ana-go. | Oprah | Sex party! | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. |
| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | You too laides. | Remind you of anyone? | For reals? | Never saw that coming! |