| Sex party! | Grow a pair of testicles | CBS cares | You too laides. | Do tell. |
| Balls | Do we have a picture of ____? | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Ooh-la-la | I know! |
| I look forward to your letters. | Never saw that coming! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Kangaroo testicles | What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? |
| Awkward pause or mouth organ? | TARDIS | Wikipedia | Best damn nite of my life. | For reals? |
| Remind you of anyone? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Craiky-Dingo | Oprah | What's-a-come-ana-go. |