| What's-a-come-ana-go. | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? | Awkward pause or mouth organ? | Balls | I look forward to your letters. |
| Wikipedia | For reals? | Me-ow! | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? | Best damn nite of my life. |
| I know! | Sex party! | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Oprah | It's a great day for America everybody |
| You too laides. | Whose that at the door? | Kangaroo testicles | I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Remind you of anyone? |
| What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | Take that ____? | Do we have a picture of ____? |