| welcome call | Broken Prong | Inactive | Dealer Locator | Phone Number |
| Quarterly | Access | Territory | Monthly | Asshole |
| Call List | Account Manager | CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM BINGO (free square) | Metro Fax | Zip Code |
| Sales Rep | Warranty | Free Shipping | Skin Acids | Sizing Guide |
| Wholesale Price | Consumer | Out-of-Stock | Dave Dean | Please Hold |
| welcome call | Warranty | Practice | Available | Consumer |
| Access | Metro Fax | Please Hold | authorized dealer | Quarterly |
| Inactive | only black frames | CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM BINGO (free square) | Sales Rep | Re-work |
| Expired | Display | not our brand | Put you thru | Monthly |
| Call List | Sizing Guide | Catalogs | Decals | l-u-i-s |