| The internet is slow | Can you fix my phone? | Since you're not doing anything... | The (x) broke! | I sent you... |
| I know you're busy but... | Where'd it go!? | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | I know it's not your job but... | But how do I do it? |
| So how did you fix (x)? | When you have some time | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | We pay you to (x) | Can't you just do that? |
| I didn't do anything | I tried that | It just broke | What do we pay you for? | It should be easy for you |
| Did you get that email? | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | How did you do that? | Are you sure? | What is the Wi-Fi password? |