| What do we pay you for? | The internet is slow | It should be easy for you | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | The (x) broke! |
| It should be on there | Since you're not doing anything... | How did you do that? | I sent you... | I tried that |
| What is the Wi-Fi password? | Can you fix my phone? | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | Can't you just do that? | When you have some time |
| But how do I do it? | Did you get that email? | I know you're busy but... | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | We pay you to (x) |
| So how did you fix (x)? | I know it's not your job but... | Where'd it go!? | It just broke | I didn't do anything |