| Where'd it go!? | What do we pay you for? | I sent you... | I tried that | Can you fix my phone? |
| What is the Wi-Fi password? | Why can't I use... | I didn't do anything | How did you do that? | So how did you fix (x)? |
| The internet is slow | The (x) broke! | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | Can't you just do that? | I know you're busy but... |
| Wouldn't it be easier if you... | Since you're not doing anything... | We pay you to (x) | It should be easy for you | Did you get that email? |
| Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | It just broke | It should be on there | But how do I do it? | Are you sure? |