| What do we pay you for? | The internet is slow | The (x) broke! | I know it's not your job but... | It just broke |
| So how did you fix (x)? | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | I tried that | How did you do that? | But how do I do it? |
| Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? | Can't you just do that? | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | Can you fix my phone? | I didn't do anything |
| What is the Wi-Fi password? | Are you sure? | It should be on there | I sent you... | It should be easy for you |
| When you have some time | I know you're busy but... | Where'd it go!? | Since you're not doing anything... | Why can't I use... |