| I know you're busy but... | It just broke | Where'd it go!? | Did you get that email? | So how did you fix (x)? |
| Why can't I use... | The (x) broke! | I didn't do anything | It should be on there | What is the Wi-Fi password? |
| What do we pay you for? | Can you fix my phone? | IT_DEPT.EXE (free square) | It should be easy for you | Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password? |
| Since you're not doing anything... | When you have some time | I sent you... | Wouldn't it be easier if you... | Are you sure? |
| How did you do that? | We pay you to (x) | Can't you just do that? | The internet is slow | I know it's not your job but... |