"Sorry, I was multitasking.""We need to wrap our heads around this.""I can see why you might think that."Paces around the room"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
"Let's put a stake in the ground"Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I used to think that, too."Draws a Venn diagram"I think what X is trying to say is..."
Nods while pretending to take notesTranslates percentages into fractionsPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Steps out for a phone call"How can we productize this?
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Will this scale?""Well, thease are the facts.""At the end of the day..."
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlyEncourages people to "take a step back""I'm a bit of a visionary""I don't need the details.""Let's just get to the bottom line."
"Will this scale?"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlySteps out for a phone call"Let's just get to the bottom line.""I can see why you might think that."
"At the end of the day...""Let's put a stake in the ground"Encourages people to "take a step back""You might be right""I don't need the details."
"What are the 'next steps'?"Draws a Venn diagramPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"We need to wrap our heads around this."Paces around the room"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Well, thease are the facts.""I used to think that, too."
Nods while pretending to take notes"I'm a bit of a visionary"Translates percentages into fractions"Sorry, I was multitasking.""I think what X is trying to say is..."
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