"Sorry, I was multitasking."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Encourages people to "take a step back""At the end of the day..."
"I don't need the details.""I think what X is trying to say is...""Well, thease are the facts.""I can see why you might think that.""What are the 'next steps'?"
"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Steps out for a phone callAsks the presenter to go back a slide
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""I used to think that, too."Translates percentages into fractions"How can we productize this?Draws a Venn diagram
Paces around the room"Let's put a stake in the ground"Nods while pretending to take notes"Will this scale?""You might be right"
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""Let's put a stake in the ground"Draws a Venn diagramSteps out for a phone call"I used to think that, too."
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""Let's just get to the bottom line.""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Paces around the room
"What are the 'next steps'?""Well, thease are the facts."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"I don't need the details."Nods while pretending to take notes
Asks the presenter to go back a slideTranslates percentages into fractions"Will this scale?""How can we productize this?"At the end of the day..."
"You might be right""I can see why you might think that.""We need to wrap our heads around this.""I'm a bit of a visionary"Encourages people to "take a step back"

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