"I used to think that, too.""Well, thease are the facts.""What are the 'next steps'?""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Paces around the room
"Will this scale?""I don't need the details.""I can see why you might think that."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's put a stake in the ground"
Nods while pretending to take notes"I'm a bit of a visionary"PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"Let's just get to the bottom line.""How can we productize this?
Encourages people to "take a step back""We need to wrap our heads around this."Steps out for a phone call"At the end of the day...""I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Draws a Venn diagram"Sorry, I was multitasking.""You might be right""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
"Sorry, I was multitasking.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I can see why you might think that."Translates percentages into fractions
Encourages people to "take a step back"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"I think what X is trying to say is...""Well, thease are the facts."Paces around the room
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Draws a Venn diagramPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"Let's put a stake in the ground"Nods while pretending to take notes
"Will this scale?""We need to wrap our heads around this.""What are the 'next steps'?""I don't need the details.""At the end of the day..."
"You might be right""I used to think that, too.""How can we productize this?"Let's just get to the bottom line."Steps out for a phone call

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