"At the end of the day...""I'm a bit of a visionary""What are the 'next steps'?""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I used to think that, too."
Paces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Well, thease are the facts.""You might be right"Asks the presenter to go back a slide
"I think what X is trying to say is...""I can see why you might think that."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"Sorry, I was multitasking.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
"I don't need the details.""How can we productize this?Repeats what someone else said, but very slowlySteps out for a phone callTranslates percentages into fractions
"Let's put a stake in the ground""Let's just get to the bottom line."Draws a Venn diagram"Will this scale?"Encourages people to "take a step back"
"At the end of the day...""Well, thease are the facts."Nods while pretending to take notes"I don't need the details."Asks the presenter to go back a slide
Encourages people to "take a step back""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""Sorry, I was multitasking.""I used to think that, too."Draws a Venn diagram
"I can see why you might think that.""I think what X is trying to say is..."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"What are the 'next steps'?""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Paces around the room"Let's put a stake in the ground"Translates percentages into fractions"Let's just get to the bottom line.""I'm a bit of a visionary"
"Will this scale?"Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Steps out for a phone call"How can we productize this?

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