"I don't need the details."Asks the presenter to go back a slideNods while pretending to take notes"At the end of the day..."Steps out for a phone call
Encourages people to "take a step back""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I'm a bit of a visionary""Well, thease are the facts."Draws a Venn diagram
Paces around the room"Sorry, I was multitasking."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"What are the 'next steps'?""I used to think that, too."
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"Will this scale?""You might be right""How can we productize this?"I think what X is trying to say is..."
"We need to wrap our heads around this."Translates percentages into fractions"I can see why you might think that."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's just get to the bottom line."
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I don't need the details.""Sorry, I was multitasking.""At the end of the day...""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
"Will this scale?""We need to wrap our heads around this.""Well, thease are the facts.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I used to think that, too."
"How can we productize this?Paces around the roomPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"I'm a bit of a visionary""I can see why you might think that."
Encourages people to "take a step back"Translates percentages into fractions"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I think what X is trying to say is..."Steps out for a phone call
"Let's just get to the bottom line."Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's put a stake in the ground""You might be right""What are the 'next steps'?"

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