"What are the 'next steps'?""We need to wrap our heads around this.""You might be right"Steps out for a phone callNods while pretending to take notes
"I can see why you might think that."Draws a Venn diagramAsks the presenter to go back a slide"Sorry, I was multitasking.""I used to think that, too."
"At the end of the day...""I don't need the details."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Paces around the room"Well, thease are the facts."
"I'm a bit of a visionary""Let's just get to the bottom line.""How can we productize this?"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly
Encourages people to "take a step back""Will this scale?""Let's put a stake in the ground""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I think what X is trying to say is..."

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