"What are the 'next steps'?" | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "You might be right" | Steps out for a phone call | Nods while pretending to take notes |
"I can see why you might think that." | Draws a Venn diagram | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "I used to think that, too." |
"At the end of the day..." | "I don't need the details." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | Paces around the room | "Well, thease are the facts." |
"I'm a bit of a visionary" | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | "How can we productize this? | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly |
Encourages people to "take a step back" | "Will this scale?" | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |