| Jet-pack | Blue Filter | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Subtle Racism | Lens Flare |
| Wilhelm Scream | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Flirtatious Rogue | Dramatic Slow Motion | Naive Trainee |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Unobtanium | British People From Space |
| Crash Landing | Deus Ex-Machina | Mentor Gets Killed | Planet With A Single Climate | Crappy CGI |
| Suspended Animation | Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Exotic Wildlife | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Turns Out To Be Earth All Along | Useless Blinking Lights | Deus Ex-Machina | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters | Phasers Set To Stun |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Mad Scientist On A Mission | Blue Filter | Didn't Check If They Were Dead | Superhero Landing! |
| Female Shows Her Midriff | Crappy CGI | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Villain Has Magic Powers |
| Hologram | Personal Vendetta | Alien With Ridiculous Name | Long-Winded Exposition | Annoying Sidekick |
| Teleporter Failure | Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Tattooed Bad Ass | Techno-Babble |