| Time Travel | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Hologram | Suspended Animation | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Cutting Random Wires | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power | Superhero Landing! | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills |
| Someone Charges In Half Cocked | Hoverbots Of Public Safety | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Blue Filter | Hero Gets Maimed |
| Flirtatious Rogue | Crappy CGI | Wise Old Mentor | Evil Corporate Entity | "Explain It In English!" |
| Phasers Set To Stun | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | British People From Space | Techno-Babble | Laser Battle |
| Unobtanium | Exotic Wildlife | Corrupt Police | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Red Filter |
| Escape Pod | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Ancient Earth Mystery Attributed To Aliens | Tattooed Bad Ass | Hologram |
| Hero With A Tortured Back Story | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Cannon Fodder | Someone Attempts To Blow Up A Planet |
| Jesus Allegory | Device That Kills You And Hurts The Whole Time You're Dying | Flirtatious Rogue | Evil Corporate Entity | Hero Gains Conveniently Timed Super Power |
| Cutting Random Wires | Hero Gets Maimed | Techno-Babble | Dramatic Slow Motion | Someone Charges In Half Cocked |