| Alien With Ridiculous Name | Unnecessary Cleavage Shot | Dramatic Slow Motion | Red Filter | Radiation Gave Us Mutations Or Monsters |
| Teleporter Failure | Knocked Over Table In The Mess Hall | Suspended Animation | Long-Winded Exposition | Space Fascists |
| Useless Blinking Lights | Escape Pod | I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (free square) | Superhero Landing! | Parallel Worlds or Timelines |
| Wilhelm Scream | It Was All A Dream (Or Simulation) | Sub-Par Employee Motivation Skills | Tattooed Bad Ass | British People From Space |
| Sex At An Inappropriate Time | Corrupt Police | Someone Thrown Out The Airlock | Self-Aware Robots Or Computers | Naive Trainee |