| Sane | Lots Of Effort | Out of the box | Loosely Coupled | Configurable |
| Should Work | Automated | Iteration | Trivial | Credentials |
| ETA | Orthogonal | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Secure / In-Secure | Backend |
| Very Complex | Network | Emacs | The Sandbox Is Down | Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) |
| VPN | Flexible | vi | Workflow | Extensible Architecture |
| Network | Reuse / Reusability | Iteration | Open Source | Readable |
| Lots Of Effort | Change Control | Out of pocket | Flexible | Modular |
| Blocked By Someone Else | About An Hour Of Work | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Non-Trivial | Extensible Architecture |
| Cross-platform | Reverse Engineer | Middleware | Backend | Uptime |
| Agile | VPN | Migration | Credentials | vi |