| Performance | VPN | Non-Trivial | Sane | Fault Tolerant |
| Readable | The Sandbox Is Down | About An Hour Of Work | Deploy | Project |
| Requirements | Agile | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Middleware | One Liner |
| Unit Test | Workflow | Should Work | Architect | Uptime |
| Merge Conflicts | Network | Can't Replicate | Modular | Scalable |
| Redundant | Very Complex | Pattern | Requirements | PHP |
| Middleware | Apache | Architect | Out of the box | Open Source |
| One Liner | Network | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Take Away | Legacy |
| Turnkey | Merge Conflicts | Modular | Workflow | Deploy |
| Low-Hanging Fruit | Pluggable Architecture | AJAX | Bandwidth | Loosely Coupled |