| Lots Of Effort | Backend | One Liner | Mission Critical | Emacs |
| Loosely Coupled | Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) | Deploy | Network | ETA |
| PHP | Scalable | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Blocked By Someone Else | Open Source |
| Redundant | vi | Pluggable Architecture | Very Complex | Trivial |
| Sane | Fault Tolerant | Unit Test | Migration | Component |
| One Liner | VPN | Cross-platform | Deploy | Unit Test |
| Secure / In-Secure | ETA | Think Outside the Box | Uptime | Integration / Integrated |
| Credentials | Backend | SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BINGO (free square) | Trivial | Out of the box |
| Knowledge Base | Turnkey | Take Away | AJAX | Emacs |
| Pluggable Architecture | About An Hour Of Work | Bandwidth | Regression Testing | Can't Replicate |