Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | You're just selfish. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | You're just bitter and hateful. | You childhater! |
| What if your parents thought the same way? | It's all worth it in the end. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. | But you'd make such a good parent! | It's different when they're your own! |
| Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You'll regret it when you're older. | BABY BINGO (free square) | Who will take care of you when you're old? | What do your parents think about no grandkids? |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| You don't know what love is until you have a child. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | But you're so smart! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | How can you live with yourself? |