Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "SHENANIGANS!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | You must be a very sad person. | You'll change your mind once you have one. |
| Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | BABY BINGO (free square) | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. |
| Who will take care of you when you're old? | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | How can you live with yourself? | You were a child once! | But you're so smart! |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | You're just selfish. | You're just bitter and hateful. | It's all worth it in the end. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! |