Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "At the end of the day..." | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | Draws a Venn diagram | "You might be right" | Nods while pretending to take notes |
| "Well, thease are the facts." | Translates percentages into fractions | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Paces around the room | "I can see why you might think that." |
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "I'm a bit of a visionary" |
| "I don't need the details." | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "We need to wrap our heads around this." |
| "What are the 'next steps'?" | "How can we productize this? | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "Will this scale?" | Steps out for a phone call |