Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "Let's just get to the bottom line." | Draws a Venn diagram | "I can see why you might think that." | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "How can we productize this? |
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "What are the 'next steps'?" | Steps out for a phone call | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | Translates percentages into fractions |
| "You might be right" | "I used to think that, too." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "I don't need the details." | "I'm a bit of a visionary" |
| "Well, thease are the facts." | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Nods while pretending to take notes | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly |
| "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | Paces around the room | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Will this scale?" |