Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "Well, thease are the facts." | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Will this scale?" | "I can see why you might think that." | "I don't need the details." |
| "What are the 'next steps'?" | Translates percentages into fractions | Draws a Venn diagram | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |
| Steps out for a phone call | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "Let's put a stake in the ground" |
| "You might be right" | Paces around the room | Encourages people to "take a step back" | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "We need to wrap our heads around this." |
| "How can we productize this? | Nods while pretending to take notes | "Let's just get to the bottom line." | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | "At the end of the day..." |