Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "I think what X is trying to say is..." | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "At the end of the day..." | Nods while pretending to take notes | "Let's just get to the bottom line." |
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "You might be right" | "What are the 'next steps'?" | Draws a Venn diagram | "Let's put a stake in the ground" |
| "I can see why you might think that." | Translates percentages into fractions | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "Well, thease are the facts." |
| "How can we productize this? | "I don't need the details." | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | Steps out for a phone call |
| "Will this scale?" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | Paces around the room |