Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "Well, thease are the facts." | Paces around the room | Steps out for a phone call | "Let's put a stake in the ground" |
| "You might be right" | "I can see why you might think that." | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | Asks the presenter to go back a slide |
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | "I think what X is trying to say is..." | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "How can we productize this? |
| "At the end of the day..." | "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "I don't need the details." | "Will this scale?" | Draws a Venn diagram |
| Translates percentages into fractions | "I used to think that, too." | Encourages people to "take a step back" | Nods while pretending to take notes | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" |