Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| "Sorry, I was multitasking." | Draws a Venn diagram | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | Paces around the room |
| "Will this scale?" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Well, thease are the facts." | Encourages people to "take a step back" |
| Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly | Steps out for a phone call | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "At the end of the day..." | "Let's just get to the bottom line." |
| "I can see why you might think that." | "We need to wrap our heads around this." | "I used to think that, too." | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |
| "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "You might be right" | Nods while pretending to take notes | Translates percentages into fractions | "How can we productize this? |