Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.
Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.
| Draws a Venn diagram | "Well, thease are the facts." | "What are the 'next steps'?" | "You might be right" | Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly |
| "I'm a bit of a visionary" | "Let's put a stake in the ground" | "I can see why you might think that." | "How can we productize this? | "Let's just get to the bottom line." |
| Translates percentages into fractions | "You did a great job on that, X." Showing their in the position to judge and condescend. | PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO (free square) | "Will this scale?" | "I used to think that, too." |
| "I don't need the details." | "At the end of the day..." | Steps out for a phone call | Paces around the room | "Sorry, I was multitasking." |
| Asks the presenter to go back a slide | "Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?" | "Please get back to us on this" Making someone else do the work and report back. | Encourages people to "take a step back" | "I think what X is trying to say is..." |